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Have you ever wondered what it's like to win big on the national lottery?

Just to confirm are you somewhere you're able to pull at the moment?

Yes, we're at home. Lovely. Now just check the ticket and I can confirm you are now millionaires.

Yes!

Do you have a trick we won?

Imagine that. It could be you. The national lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over.

We're recording, yeah. This is recording now. I was walking behind you on the way to the...

That's a bit today. Sneaky. I wasn't sneaky. I came up. How far behind were you?

I was about 60 yards, maybe 50. Did you not think I was getting closer as we walked?

I was getting closer as we walked. You're a bit on the floor. I'm slaughtered along like a...

I don't know. What waddles like you waddle? You're a bit pigeoned towards Andrew.

I'm up. You're having a good look. Where are you from 60 yards away?

Yeah, well yeah, it emphasized your guess because I was looking at the complete unit.

Do you think I'm going nice ass?

Right, you've got baggy jeans and I couldn't tell. I didn't look though.

So welcome to the podcast, Andrew. What are you welcoming us for?

Well, I just think this is a nice touch. It's that I call true.

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