Hello, Obi, I'm the ghost of Queen Elizabeth. How are you?

What's going on, Queenie? I could do Sean Connery very well if you'd like to hear.

I would love to hear your Sean Connery, Queenie. That's Carl from Zeta Jones.

She's got an ass like an apple. I like to rub my face in it. Like a rock-shorn pudding.

Thank you

There was a major UFO sighting over New York City back on October 13, 2010, and what?

No one gave a crap. That's what I'm learning about yesterday.

Basically, in front of Congress, under oath, they admitted that UFOs are real, aliens are real.

We got an alien. We're parts of an alien after a crash. And what did we all do yesterday?

Hey, I wonder what's going on at my kid talk today.

And I'm screaming like, oh my god!

Aliens, UFOs are real. Does anyone give a crap out there?

No, did you see the latest video? I gotta show you this video. Wait, let me find it.

It wasn't even the number one trend yesterday.

Yeah, you got whistleblowers. Oh my god, the things we have seen. We can't compete with these things.

You think if you had to, no, we can't do anything against this and their technology.

And it wasn't even the number one trend in America yesterday. It's so crazy.

What's up, Andy Vollen? Well, it looks like a $300 plus groomer job on Doggie.

Yeah, you know, they promised us it would be $230.

How are you sure? Because when he's a bigger dog and he has mats now, it'll be $230 all in all in.

Well, it's up to you if you want to give the girl a few bucks. Okay, thank you. They pull up

in a, in a mobile van and the promise of it being only $230.

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