because the shark thing is hot again.

Yeah, we had someone bit, it happens, but it's incredibly rare.

We have even done this wrap over the years where I list all the other things that could

happen to you before a super shark bites you.

One of them I think is like a vending machine falling on top of you, okay?

But you wouldn't know that if you watched the local news, now they got everybody

scared of sharks on Long Island.

Shark attack on Long Island will give you more about this in five minutes.

Is this a real life jaw situation on Long Island?

Are great whites now attacking human beings?

No, bubble head at bleach blonde comes on at five.

You're sitting there with curlers in your hair getting all pretty for the news.

You're a terrible person.

Terrible.

Booh, booh, booh, booh, booh, booh, booh, booh, booh, booh, booh, booh, booh,

booh, booh, booh, booh, booh, booh, booh.

I'm going to do a little rant.

You know how I say the local news is useless?

You know how I say it like there's a culture of fear,

and it's pushed forward by the media in general.

push forward by local news, cable news, all this stuff to be scared of, and then a lot

of this stuff, if you do the odds, got private jets coming out here for the weekend.

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