Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart. Jordan Morris. Boy, detective.

How you doing, buddy?

I'm doing okay. I've been, uh, I've been, uh, folding banker's boxes all day.

Oh, wow. You doing some filing or...

I'm doing some firing. I'm firing a lot of people and I'm, yeah.

Well, I'm doing some firing. I'm some handing people the banker's box so they can clean out their desk.

Have their sad little plants stick out of the top as they, uh, leave the office in shame.

In my probably, I think it's fair to say world famous local television commercial from 2005.

Yes, that's the one.

I held a banker in one of the versions in one of the cuts.

I held a banker's box in front of my dick because you were nude in the commercial.

I was nude in the commercial. The premise of the commercial was that I got fired

for not considering the yield curve.

I should, I mean, we shouldn't have to describe with this commercial that comes up,

but say what's every third episode?

So I don't think I need to describe the commercial.

I just want to be inclusive.

Sure.

If people haven't heard me describe the local television commercial I was in 15 years ago,

it's like, imagine this Jordan. Imagine if listeners didn't know about your character,

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