Ep. 680 - Apologize, America!
The Andrew Klavan Show
The Andrew Klavan Show
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 28 March 2019
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:34.9 | has absolutely livid that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell called a vote on her |
| 0:39.4 | green new deal. Pounding her shoe on the table until the high heel snapped off and hit her |
| 0:43.9 | in the forehead, the curvaceous dimwit and sworn enemy of Crash Bandicoot said, quote, |
| 0:49.3 | with death hanging over the whole world like something really bad hanging over something |
| 0:53.1 | very big, the Republicans are making a mockery of this terrible crisis by interrupting our |
| 0:57.7 | virtue signaling in a blatant attempt to force us to take action. Even as we speak, factories |
| 1:03.0 | are spewing iPhones and macaroni and cheese boxes into the atmosphere at record rates, and |
| 1:07.5 | between December and August alone, the average temperature rose almost 40 degrees. If this |
| 1:12.7 | trend continues by the time December rolls around again, by my calculation, it will be almost |
| 1:17.6 | 120 degrees every single day, unless some amazing miracle occurs to make the temperature |
| 1:22.8 | go down again like it did last year. |
| 1:25.6 | Unquote. In a 57-to-0 vote, three Democrats joined Republicans in voting against the proposal, |
| 1:31.6 | 33 Democrats voted present, nine Democrats weren't sure they were present and wanted to |
| 1:35.7 | see the polls first, and Bernie Sanders voted to quote, have Mitch McConnell shipped to |
| 1:39.9 | the gulags and worked to death like we used to do in the old days. |
| 1:43.6 | Unquote. Meanwhile, a furious AOC demanded a recount, saying 57-to-nothing was much too |
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