Ep 68: Suck It Brits!

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2016

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Jimmy Pardo, Eden Dranger, Tom Parry and Matthew Crosby join host, Dave Holmes for Superbowl talk, sexy breakfast foods and a Dame Helen Mirren-off. Links: Jimmy Pardo wants to plug the Pardcast-a-thon 2016, his annual podcast marathonwhich benefits the charity Smile Train. Eden Dranger wants to plug her podcasts Snacks and Hacks and Failing Up and is touring the US in March raising breast cancer awareness. You can find dates at EdenDranger.com. Tom Parry wants to plug Pappy's Bangers and Mash podcast and recommends The Spook School's new album, Try to be Hopeful. Matthew Crosby wants to plug Pappy's and Secret Dudes Society night at London's Soho Theatre and recommends the British sketch group Lazy Susan. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Forty at LA’s Meltdown Theatre every month. You can pre-order Dave's new memoir Party of One now. Let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Sarah Morgan and Asterios Kokkinos, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePost in London, produced by Jennifer Marmor and Colin Anderson.

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0:00.0	Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits U.S. and UK comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.
0:09.5	I'm just going to reveal that we are coming to you from the day after the New Hampshire primaries, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, massive victories.
0:17.5	Massive. I am going, I'm literally going to plug my ears and, and move to a tree in Peru until mid-November, at the earliest.
0:27.4	I don't want to be around a yelling Chris Matthews.
0:30.3	I don't want to be around a Donald Trump supporter.
0:34.0	I don't want to be around Facebook.
0:35.8	I should leave then.
0:37.7	I apologize. I had no idea. I made it clear beforehand. I don't feel to be around Facebook. I should leave then. I apologize.
0:38.7	I had no idea.
0:39.6	I made it clear beforehand.
0:40.6	I don't feel the burn.
0:41.5	Can you imagine?
0:42.4	I am for Donald Trump.
0:43.0	Can you imagine if a Jimmy Pardo were in for Donald Trump?
0:46.1	No.
0:46.5	You should honestly, just as like a bit, you should do that for the next 10 months.
0:50.4	Oh, I don't think I, well, you know, I'm never not funny. We're doing the bit. We are supporting Trump. Sure. We don't like
0:56.1	Ted Nugent's music, but we believe in him as an American.
0:58.1	Absolutely. We believe Dr. Cosby is telling the truth. Every woman is lying.
1:02.1	Uh-huh. So we're doing that bit where we're taking
1:04.0	the other stance. Fantastic. So yeah, I'm pro
1:06.3	Trump then. Do you see the... Well, you know, I don't want to... No, no, don't give anything away. I'm not going to get anything away.
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