Ep 68: Itchy Face Pizza

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2018

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Former President Barack Obama joins the boys to talk tan jackets, NCAA brackets, and kicking butt while kicking butts, or how hard it REALLY is to run a country when you just want a hit of that classic stimulant, nicotine. PLUS! Actor Tom Cruise stops by to discuss the Univers(al)-building classic that wasn't, 2017's The Mummy, dish on the L. Ron Hubbard the public never really got to see, and taste test a cronut. Just kidding, it's the same two fat guys talking about the internet. Enjoy.For more bullshit we just make up, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. It's essentially the same thing as the free one, but it costs money. Music for YKS is courtesy of Twitter's Lydia Burrell, Drew Toothpaste, and the onomatopoetic Mark Brendle.

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0:00.0	Oh no they get another YKS.
0:05.0	Look out here comes another YKS.
0:07.0	Time to find out why YKS.
0:09.0	Sit down and listen to the mic and JF.
0:12.0	Oh no, they get another YKS.
0:14.0	Now you gotta hear another YKS.
0:16.0	Time to find out why YKS.
0:18.0	Put your headphones on, it's YKS.
0:21.0	Oh, hey, boys.
0:25.0	I was actually open.
0:27.0	When of you guys would pick up.
0:28.0	I'm driving and I need directions, but my phone, uh phone data usage has been all used up.
0:36.4	Anyway, so I was hoping you guys could just pick up and maybe help me navigate.
0:40.0	I gotta give it a shot.
0:42.0	Anyway, I'll take your response off the air.
0:45.8	Thanks.
0:46.8	Bye.
0:48.2	Hey gang, come on, hey, sit on down, sit on down, sit on down, sit on down.
0:55.0	But take your shoes off.
0:56.0	Everybody's up.
0:57.0	They're giving us a fucking...
0:58.0	Standing ovache.
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