Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week, plenty of movie talk, plus the maximum fun, weight loss challenge. There's a sawbuck riding on it. Let's go!

It's Jordan? It's Jordan, Jesse, GO! I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Jordan? Yes. How are you handling our newfound fame?

You know, I honestly, I'm gonna say I haven't noticed any changes to the level of my personal fame.

That's not true. Just the other day, you notice some changes.

Remember when you looked at your fame watch and it said 10 more?

Yeah. I thought that just adjusted for yearly fame inflation.

Well, yeah, it does, but the famousness of the average American is going up.

And I just assumed that was, you know, I was just adjusting with the mean. I don't think I did anything.

No, you're far outstripping the mean, Jordan, because this program is taking off.

Wow. We're exploding into the stratosphere.

Hmm. Like a rocket or like a missile.

Huh. I'm telling you, Jordan.

Something that, yeah.

We're on the cusp of something big here, Jordan. We could be the next Brendan Fraser.

Man, two movies in one month.

Yeah, exactly.

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