This is the podcast for April 8th, 2011. It's not safe for work.

Recorded live from the Waukesha branch of the Yo-Yo Donning Propulsion Laboratories.

It's the professional left with drift glass and blue gal.

So they found 7,000 extra votes in Waukesha, and they're all from Yo-Yo Dine propulsion laboratories.

Is that it?

Strangely enough, flying out of this county clerk's ass apparently came a whole bunch of votes, all of whom are mysteriously first named John, all of whom have numerically sequential

social security numbers, and they're all John Big Bootee and John Smallberries. I think there's

probably something there. Probably something ain't right up. They all registered to vote on the same

day. Isn't that odd? Isn't that for me? You know, these clowns wouldn't last two seconds in Chicago.

That's all I can say.

Because, you know, because we at least have a sort of pride in our craftsmanship.

And all of our election fevery in Chicago is all intramural.

Yeah, I was going to say it happens at the ballot box, right?

Well, Democrats, it's, well, traditionally it was the machine making sure machine candidates stayed in.

Because Republicans never stood a chance.

Past Big Bill Thompson, the mayor, the last Republican mayor of Chicago in the 30s, there's never been a Republican mayor in Chicago.

So all vote theft in Chicago traditionally, with the exception of, say, 1960, was all about, you know, keeping machine candidates on the ballot and, you know, loyal on the ballot, disloyal off the ballot.

And this crazy shit in Waukishaw, it's like, you realize the national spotlight's on you people, right?

Yeah, yeah.

And apparently she doesn't, whoever this county official who's had problems in the past and tries to keep her election results on her personal computer on her convador 64 right well and she the claim what i'm hearing on email this morning and you you know, take it with a grain of salt,

because I'm sure there's going to be a lot coming out about this.

But apparently she's claiming that she didn't, the reason this happened was she didn't save in Access,

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