Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

Thank you for calling National Lottery. I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check before I do a cartwheel.

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million oh my

what happy Christmas why do now you have the best Christmas ever this, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be

18 or over. It's been a couple of weeks since we saw you guys and we are back.

Sorry to leave you hanging on the 4th of July week.

I'm going to say we never see you guys, so I've never seen you.

But it's a couple of weeks to talk to you guys.

And guys, that's true

all people all people welcome to fat mascara I'm Jen I'm Jess we've got a big show

this week it's an extra large super sized chunky don't

you saw the time length on your little podcast app there don't freak out it's

worth every list every minute before we get into our guest, our topics this week.

Tell us Jen, run them down.

Like listen, we're getting through wedding season,

still a little bit wedding season.

Somebody that is a host of fat mascara is getting married soon. It's not me. So I want to talk about wedding

hair. I know it doesn't feel very fat mascara but it's going to be awesome. Then

after that wedding updates. Wedding updates. Wedding updates.

I wrote on summer fridge. I like what summer fridge summer fragrance right there's

a difference between summer and winter fragrances you didn't know that you needed a

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