Ep 678: Putin and Russia is now F'd
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🗓️ 26 June 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Breaking down th failed coup attempt on Putin. Also, George Carlin emailing me and how I blew it, Andy Kaufman was a huge influence, stupid Wolf Blitzer and local news, one hit wonders annoy me, life advice I got at a strip club, I check in with Jake Hudson, best thing I heard this weekend, nyc begging scams and much more!
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| 0:00.0 | I ain't going to Costco giant things now in my house, like a giant lives here. |
| 0:06.8 | Costco is weird. Hey, I know you like potato chips, so here's a potato chip bag, the size of a cement bag. |
| 0:15.4 | The Costco toilet paper thing that rolled into my house yesterday, I think it was like 800 rolls. |
| 0:22.1 | I couldn't even see my wife and my family as they were rolling this thing up the stairs. |
| 0:26.9 | My wife was like, I saw Starbucks coffee at Costco, but I couldn't lift it. |
| 0:36.2 | Nothing better than Raya's spaghetti sauce. I couldn't lift that either. It's as big as like an office |
| 0:42.8 | water jug. You pull up the Costco and you pick up truck and what you're able to put four items |
| 0:48.1 | in the back. Do you get it? Their stuff is big. I want to compete with Costco, right? |
| 0:53.3 | And I want to get a company going where I sell just teeny weenie things, just teeny weenie bags |
| 0:58.8 | of potato chips. |
| 1:23.6 | Give Turkey. What's going on? Give Turkey. Yeah, your number one gobble gobble to you, my friend. |
| 1:29.6 | Who else we got? We got the Richie Rich. Who demand you demand Richie Rich? What's up Crumbum? |
| 1:34.8 | One of my regulars? How are you brother? Good to see you. But how about that Russia thing, man? |
| 1:40.3 | That what they, it was a failed coup attempt. We don't know what the hell that was. We just know |
| 1:47.6 | you got this guy, right? How do you say his name? Pro pro pro are you yelling it out there? No, |
| 1:58.7 | you're not yelling it out there because you can't say his name either. These Russians and their names. |
| 2:03.4 | Their consonants are that that's stupid. Their consonants. Let me look up his name. Pagosan, right? Yeah. |
| 2:11.6 | A ZH combination. Who does that? So he's like this Pagosan guy, right? He was like kind of a criminal, |
| 2:19.5 | a criminal. He spent some time in jail and then he gets out of jail and he's selling hot dogs and |
| 2:25.6 | red square and somehow by selling hot dogs in red square, he'd be friends Putin and they become |
| 2:33.5 | pretty close. Next thing you know, he's like Putin's chef and then he gets all these contracts with |
| 2:39.2 | the Kremlin and becomes ridiculously rich and becomes very close to the Putin. And then you fast |
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