And the wake of the Mueller investigation into Russian collusion that didn't exist, Democrats

are calling for the nation to heal before some of them get arrested.

In a statement made from an undisclosed location, a guy in a mask who looked suspiciously

similar to Congressman Adam Schiff said, quote, we must put this national nightmare behind

us, or I am in big, big trouble."

Former FBI director James Comey, whose higher calling to pristine integrity, caused him

to illegally leak information in order to start an investigation that would translate

his personal bitterness into a low revenge for being fired as he so richly deserved.

Now says he was just kidding, and everyone should forget the whole thing.

Comey said, quote, come on, it was obviously a joke.

How could anyone have ever believed that a major presidential candidate could conspire with

Russia while the entire intelligence establishment suspected nothing?

It doesn't make any sense.

America needs to recover its sense of humor before I get put in prison for an illegal attempt

to overturn an election.

Former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, in a statement released to the floor of the

ladies' room at Nellie Sports Bar, said, quote, all across this great nation, whether

in the dynamic, optimistic, educated, blue states were in the stupid, ugly, toothless,

bigoted, hate-filled, deplorable, red states who voted against me.

It's time for people to join hands and lay their differences aside, or I could seriously

end up in prison.

If for one minute people were to think sensibly about the Obama operatives who investigated

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