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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 676: Respect the Mech with Christopher Hastings

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2021

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Christopher Hastingsjoins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jordan's recent chonky three-wick candle disappointment, how Howard the Duck factors into a Marvel character Chris helped create named Gwenpool, and the story of how Chris's Pomeranian named Commissioner Gordon fought for the title of New York's Cutest Dog (and a million dollars).

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you, don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.2

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.6

It's Jordan Jesse though, I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart

0:14.4

Jordan Morris, disappointed by a candle

0:17.8

God, I don't like to start our show with...

0:20.5

I don't know if I can show it today Jesse

0:23.4

Just like not in the headspace, you know, if...

0:26.3

I've been through some shit this week

0:29.4

with a disappointing candle

0:31.3

With a disappointing candle?

0:33.3

Ugh, yeah

0:34.3

I guess I could get into it, I don't want to bump everybody out, but I could get into it

0:38.3

Did you light it on fire and the room got darker?

0:42.8

Yeah, it's one of those opposite candles

0:45.7

By those jokers at the Acme Company

0:49.2

No, it... okay, so this ties back into an episode of Jordan Jesse Go

0:54.2

Um, that we taped a few weeks ago, this is with uh, Carly Weissel, who I think we all agree

1:01.7

was a great guest

1:03.2

Sure, and if I mean not just a great guest, America's premier theme park journalist

1:08.8

America's premier theme park journalist as good a podcast guest as you can hope for

1:13.4

great response to the episode, she's welcome back anytime

1:17.6

I clicked on a theme park related trending topic on Twitter, guess who was the top post right there?

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