Jane loved crisps. She ate them for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Even at Fancy Pants restaurants, years went by, but then crisps stopped doing it for her.

They got her thrown out of cinemas and were forever in the bedsheets.

crisps. They're kind of like your current account, just because they were good ones doesn't mean

you have to stick with them forever. Maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch

service. Jetpack man is back. I know. You thought he was gone. You figured the FBI was already on it.

They were under, you know, investigating who, what was going on over the Los Angeles International

Airport. So it should have shut him down. Nope. He's back. He was flying about 5,000 feet

around LAX and the pilots were like, Hey, we just, uh, jetpack man flying off to the, uh,

off to the west. And what should we do? Uh, go ahead and, uh, be careful. Watch where you're flying

there. Uh, just take a look, uh, take a wide birth as you're flying into LAX. Okay, please. So

be careful. And if you're, if you're flying into LAX, get your phones ready, man. Start recording

because jetpack man is back. And if there was a special fat guy jetpack, I am all for it. But

what's going to happen is he's going to run into a plane. And it's going to get ugly over LAX.

And it's going to be jetpack man's fault. So just, uh, just let you know, the, the news reports

are going to happen. Jetpack man and Delta flight collide. And it's not going to be pretty.

Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat.

All right. No one and no show supports the United States Postal Service more than me in this show

chewing the fat. So when someone who's affiliated with the show, uh, has a little run in with the

Postal Service, I want to find out what the heck is going on. I messed up. Uh, so joining me is

Chris Cruz. Hello, Chris. Hi, haven't been slip. I got in at seven last night and haven't slept since then.

So you've got in from your trip. Yes. Florida trip. Florida, Tampa, uh, sunshine state.

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