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Slack.com slash DHQ. I've always been very tolerant about people's sexuality. I feel that what

you do in the privacy of a network television show is none of my business. If you want

to put your woo-woo and a goo-ga, instead of a no-no, I'll be the first person to say I have

no idea what you're talking about. If a man wants to do something utterly disgusting

with another man, my feeling is, hey, that's where musical comedy comes from. And if a guy

wants to dress up as a woman, keep his dead mother stuffed in the basement of his roadside

motel and then leap out of the shadows and stab naked women to death in the shower, who

am I to judge? But I'm sorry. When a journalist has word-sex with Beto or Rorke, I draw the line.

The magazine Vanity Fair is released a profile of Beto by Joe Hagen that is an offense against

God and man. To quote directly from the piece, when I arrive, Beto is barefoot and is

adorably electable ankles send a shock of pleasure through me. He asks me if he should run

for president and I say yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes, yes, well, you get the idea.

It's time to draw the curtain. Read your Bible people, word-sex with Beto is a sin. It

takes the natural pleasure that God intended to be a between a man and any damn thing he

can get his hands on and it transfers that pleasure to promoting a political candidate

with no experience and with incredibly poorly thought-out policies that would destroy

the country. Sex was given to us for a purpose. It's meant to spread disease and give women

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