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Yeah, let me know last night coming home from dinner.

We had a near miss with a deer right after I told my wife and some of you guys are going to roll your eyes because you're into this too.

Like, oh, you know, we had a great dinner.

It was awesome and we're driving home and where I am.

There's like, there's little tiny towns and then nothing.

Like, just to go to dinner, we had to drive 20 minutes to this town and it's like a law.

It's like a windy road.

It would be absolutely awesome to come up here when the leaves change.

And you got to be really, really careful, right?

And I'm like, you know, the one thing I haven't seen, no, my wife started.

She goes, what kind of animals you think are up here?

And I'm like, yeah, obviously, raccoons, possums.

But I haven't seen any deer at all.

Not one.

We've been here a few times over the years.

She goes, yeah, I've never seen a deer either, you know?

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