Ep 67: Why does Taylor Swift still have a blog?

TWO LESS LONELY GIRLS

Mike Coscarelli

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2019

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

On this listener-demanded episode, cohosts CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and ROSEBUD BAKER (@RosebudBaker) take all the lonely girls out there by the hand to walk them through the travesty that is Taylor Swift's masters from her first six albums becoming the property of Scooter Braun. This ep includes the hot takes on this matter from Demi Lovato, Scooter's wife who normally we wouldn't refer to as only Scooter's wife because she is a whole person but in this case she kind of deserves it, and, of course, the Biebs.

Produced by: @MikeCoscarelli/Theme Song: @Unruliestdooley

**Check out Corinne, Rosebud, and Two Less Lonely Girls live at JFL42 in Toronto this September! For tix and info, please visit www.jfl42.com

And this October as part of the Rogue Island Comedy Festival in Rhode Island https://www.rogueislandcomedyfest.com**

Transcript

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0:00.0	To answer your question, yes we are two adult women.
0:05.0	And yes we love Bieber and that's why we're publicly stalking him.
0:11.0	We're crazy.
0:12.0	Hey!
0:13.0	Maybe he's what America needs.
0:16.0	One nation under beeps.
0:19.0	We're gonna be two less softly girls.
0:22.0	We're gonna be two let's only girls. We love Justin Bieber and let us be clear
0:28.2	we're not being ironic and all
0:31.0	Post a background Fisher and Rose, my maker. Welcome back everybody to everybody to two less lonely girls. I'm
0:37.8	current Fisher. I'm Rosebud Baker. I was like Rosebud
0:40.5	Baker you're gonna have to look at me like I was like I don't know you that well that I can feel when you're going to talk
0:44.7	from the side.
0:45.7	You can't be like, look at me.
0:48.0	Such a weird way to start the episode.
0:49.9	Look at me.
0:50.9	Rose, but can you make eye contact? I know.
0:53.0	We decided to sit comfortably so we're now on different pieces of furniture across the
0:58.3	same wall not at each other.
1:00.3	As my apartment.
1:01.3	Well it's like we're in a long-term relationship.
1:05.0	It really is.
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