Let's get ready to rumble sports fans. You're listening to the number one

MMA podcast hosted by comedians that only do bicep curls. I've taken one

adult karate class and I've convinced myself that I am a mixed martial

artist expert and the source for UFC news is my comedy podcast where I

occasionally say the N word problem. Yeah well if you got a problem take it up

with the logo of the show which is like is Calvin pissing on himself. It's

his Calvin pissing on his own career. He's pissing up in the air and then it's

coming back down to his own mouth. Yeah and it's like a Joe Rogan like blow your

mind. Yeah my badass edgy New York comedian podcast with a logo is Calvin

pissing gasoline onto a bridge. Yeah expand your mind. Yeah. What age is it

where you become a UFC expert? I believe it's when you turn 30 exactly. Is that

like a NW 5 male pattern baldness hair pattern you have to be at that level

and you're like well my testosterone is peaking because my fucking leptin

sensitivity is all fucked up. I'm a fighter now I could have been I didn't

do I didn't do any of the karate when I was younger because with now I'm an

older guy imagine myself as like a sort of a trainer type to these young men who

want nothing to do with me with like basketball and shit it's like people that

used to play the actual sport right like UFC's been around for like 10 years

as I'm shit right just Joe Rogan yeah for no reason. Well Joe Rogan did karate

yeah yeah karate's bullshit is it yeah karate karate's just a general term

for fighting is it is it it's a mixed general term for my time. So any fight is

you know somebody at a bar you're like hey man let's not you don't want me to do

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