Hey Andy, it's your dad.

I just wanted to say I'm really glad you showed up for Thanksgiving yesterday.

That was really great to see you.

I appreciate you coming in.

Your mom does too.

So we'll see you for Christmas and no funny business then, all right?

All right, I love you, Andy. Bye.

Hi, Mr. Frasco, it's Gerald from Ashley Furniture Home Store. First off, I just wanted to say how excited we are about your move to Denver.

We are excited to have you in our city. I'm going through the list

of stuff you asked us to look for, and it looks like we are coming up short on a couple of items.

Let me just go through them with you. We do not carry sex wings. I apologize. Additionally,

we do not make race car beds in a king.

The largest size we have is a toddler.

Let me know if you're interested in that.

I've also never heard of countertops made of ice floos.

I'm not really sure how that would work.

We do have concrete countertops if you're interested in that.

Tanning beds, those are going to run you about $4,000.

However, we do not sell the taint attachment that you mentioned.

I'm guessing you could probably find that on Amazon.

I also, unfortunately, don't think that the chair that Darth Vader slept in is real,

but maybe you could find something similar on eBay.

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