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Slack.com slash DHQ. Congress has a relief bill. Oh, finally, it's been so long since we

got a relief bill out of Congress after our elected officials told us to completely

shut down the country and stop living our lives. You remember the first time they gave

us about 1200 bucks? Not all of us, by the way, just some people, they gave 1200 bucks,

which is, you know, I guess it's good for a week, two weeks, maybe a month. It's probably

not enough to get you through 11 months. Congress realized that. So they pass a trillion-dollar

coronavirus relief bill and also a $1.4 trillion on the bus bill. Why, I don't know, who knows?

Look, if you spend some money on something people really need, you got to spend a whole

lot more money on a bunch of other stuff. This package will expand the paycheck protection

program. That'll open up $248 billion in funding for struggling businesses, which we've noticed

that curiously very often goes to companies connected to politicians. But hey, you'll get

some money, too. Do you know how much money you'll get? After the government told you, you've

got to stay home, don't go to work, get locked up in your apartment, you will get 600 bucks.

So 600 bucks, plus 1200 bucks that we got last time. It's been 282 days since 15 days

to slow the spread. So I'm no math whiz. But if I'm doing that math right, that means

that the federal government to compensate us for shutting down our entire lives will pay

us $6.38 a day. That's if the money is received today, it won't be actually you'll be getting

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