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Slack.com slash DHQ. A former Israeli space chief has broken the

news that extraterrestrials exist. Our world leaders have been in contact with them and

the aliens are part of a galactic federation, which I did not believe until I saw leaked

video from one of their meetings. Looks nicer than any sort of meeting at the UN or the European

Union. There is an alien federation and they are exerting a lot of influence over us,

but that wretched hive of scum and villainy is a lot closer than Mars or Pluto. I'm Michael

Knowles. This is the Michael Knowles show.

Welcome back to the show. My favorite comment from yesterday from Sharon Bis-Riguez, who

coincidentally just subscribed to the channel yesterday, right before the show. So welcome

to the channel. Sharon said Santa Claus was a poll worker until they caught him checking

his list twice. This is true. This is true then absolutely not. And unfortunately, Santa

Claus could have brought us a lot of votes in Greenland, but unfortunately he checked his

list twice and that was not good for the fraud that was taking place. I don't know if it

took place in the North Pole. Certainly we have evidence of irregularities all throughout

Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, had some shenanigans, very likely Wisconsin, and yet, and

yet. How do I put this? It ain't over until the fat lady sings and the fat lady is not

singing yet, but she is warming up. You don't hear her singing, but you do hear her warming

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