Ep 66: Bodega Bucks

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2017

⏱️ 71 minutes

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The brand is strong! The Bronx's very own Desus Nice & THE KID MERO aka the Bodega Boys (from Desus & Mero on Viceland) are giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Recorded at Red Bull Studios in NYC. This week: Jason Whitlock, Lebron, Rihanna's getting thicc, K9 killer, Trump rapping and more!

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0:00.0	I'm talking about sports.
0:14.0	This is Jason Tickcock.
0:15.6	In the case you can't hear, I'm wearing a fedora on my fat fucking head.
0:20.2	I have some things I don't want to talk about.
0:23.2	Number one on my list of topics is the Bodega Boyz podcast.
0:27.4	They are egregious racists, race-baiters on a level of Colin Kaepernick.
0:33.8	The way that they just dismissively interject about race issues is awful.
0:40.9	I think that the only person, honestly, that should be speaking about race is my man Charles
0:46.0	Barkley because he's an expert.
0:48.6	He has a white wife and two potals.
0:50.8	He's also sniffed enough white to know about the call-cassity experience.
0:56.4	But I'm talking about today.
0:57.4	Also, mother fucks Charlotte main the God for talking about me and my snacks.
1:01.5	Nika, if I want to eat chocolate dip twickers, that is my fucking business.
1:06.1	Okay?
1:07.1	That is my business.
1:08.6	Nobody should tell me and body shame me.
1:11.7	I have lovely breasts.
1:14.0	My breasts are immaculate.
1:15.6	Colin, what do you have to say about that?
1:18.6	Yeah, adjacent, as the resident white guy in the show, I'm going to ask you, we're going
1:22.2	to do our soft shoe portion of the program in five minutes.
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