Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne, a man at a crossroads.

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Jordan, I've been traipsing down this road for low these many years, these 39 years.

Man, I wish I, you know, I sat down today and I said to myself,

Jordan now's the time to memorize bone thugs and harmonies greatest hit.

You might need it today. It could be really funny if you could like, you know,

just break out and do the whole song perfectly, but I didn't. I sat on my fucking ass all day

and I didn't memorize bone thugs and harmonies greatest hit.

But you were watching Britney Spears greatest film, right?

That's true. Co-starring Dan Acrolyte as Blue-Color Dad.

So I'll just recite that movie.

Okay, here's the situation I'm facing, Jordan.

Yes, you're at a crossroads.

39 years. I've lived not perfectly happily, but well enough.

I've gotten by for 39 years, traipsing down this road we call life.

Right, on this big blue marble.

Starting in San Francisco General Hospital April 24, 1981.

What a year.

Now known as Mark Zuckerberg General Hospital.

Is it really?

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