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This is the podcast for June 17, 2012.

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Recorded live from the Cornfield Resistance,

where we definitely do not give tours of the Lincoln sites

unless you have video of us giving tours of the Lincoln sites,

in which case, yeah, we kind of sort of do give tours of the Lincoln sites.

It's the professional left with Drift Glass and Blue Gale.

But definitely not the tunnels at the Lincoln sites or the security cameras at the Lincoln sites or the checkpoints at the Lincoln sites. We would never do that. It's a very solemn place, a place of history. And most people come there to take pictures of the children's artwork that hang on Lincoln's tomb, as everyone knows. The happy sketches of sun of sunrises and rainbows that little kids put up on the tomb all

the time.

And that's what tourists really want to see.

I swear.

I swear.

I did toss up a thing today from Star Trek 4.

Here's a deep cut.

Look, these guys were just doing normal stuff, okay?

He was holding a high radiation photon collector in his hand,

and he had to come down here to collect them so he could recrystilize the delithium

and get off the planet.

Just perfectly normal stuff that everybody does all the time. And that's Mr.

Chekhov in the brig for sneaking on to the actual USS Enterprise in Star Trek 4. For all of you

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