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Slack.com slash DHQ. Missouri Senator Josh Hawley may be left this week when he put forward

the Holi introduces the Pelosi Act banning lawmakers from trading stocks. The acronyms

tend for preventing elected leaders from owning securities and investments act. Pretty clever.

I think I could be even more clever. I hereby call on Congress to introduce and pass the

fall of the laws. I have a version of the Pelosi Act as well. Mine is the preventing elderly

losers and they're obviously senile inability's act. Or the Biden Act, the banning of incompetent

Democrats with erectile non-function act. The shift act, the sacking of corrupt hacks

in a furious faction act. Or the Kamala Act. The Kooky and marginally articulate leaders

assistance act. She really needs that one. We also of course have the Nadler Act, the

necessary addition of denim, load bearing, enforcement resources and you know why that

exists because he wears his jeans up to his necklace. So it's specific for him. The

Jean Pierre Act or the G's, even a Newt with Parkinson's, is equipped for reading remarks

every day. Yeah. And finally, the Swallwell Act. Very important one. I want to get this

done for sure. The securing wayward asses losing wind while being extorted by lovely ladies.

Act. So thank you for Josh Hawley kicking off the

fun trend with your Pelosi Act and allowing me to brainstorm some legislation of my own.

And I hope the beautiful people out there watching have some acts of your own to contribute

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