Ep 65: You Met Bobby?
International Waters
Maximum Fun
4.7 • 782 Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2016
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, folks, I'm Dave Holmes. |
| 0:01.5 | Welcome to International Waters, the Transatlantic Panel Show that pits U.S. and UK comedians against one another in a pop culture battle royale. |
| 0:09.3 | As we tape this one, there is a militia that has taken over an info booth in Oregon. |
| 0:17.2 | It might have sparked into sweaty, wheezy violence by the time this thing airs, but right now it's just a bunch of dudes who have Tim Allen movies on DVD, taking over like literally a booth that's full of brochures and begging people on Facebook for like Cliff bars and slim jims and shit. They forgot to bring snacks to their own siege. |
| 0:38.2 | So now they need monster energy drink and water so they don't die. |
| 0:42.2 | Aren't they supposed to be like preppers? |
| 0:43.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:44.3 | Like doomsday preppers? |
| 0:45.3 | Guess what they didn't do. |
| 0:46.4 | Prep. |
| 0:46.8 | They didn't prep. |
| 0:47.7 | They didn't prep. |
| 0:48.7 | You're listening to International Waters. |
| 1:19.0 | Yeah. Playing for the country, whose resolution this year is to drink fewer pints by going straight to quartz. |
| 1:22.1 | She's a British stand-up and comedy writer and friend of the show. |
| 1:23.5 | Nadia Kamal, welcome Nadia. |
| 1:24.9 | Hello, happy New Year. |
| 1:25.7 | Happy New Year to you. |
| 1:26.5 | How are your holidays? |
| 1:27.8 | Very rainy. |
| 1:28.4 | Yeah? |
| 1:29.6 | Yeah, I was in the UK. |
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