Hey, Lissa. Hey Sam. Are you ready to school us today? Oh okay. The pressure's on. Yeah, I am ready to school you today actually. Oh wow.

Okay, but he came in swinging. Yeah, he came in pretty fucking prepared. I got my laptop, you know. All right. Where are my glasses? Don't know.

That's pretty good.

Let me start my fun. Hey man, we have the snott sucker thing for babies that we can use on you as well. Oh god, I wonder if it would work though. I honestly think it probably would. I've heard that it's very effective.

Okay, you did it to yourself. No, oh my god. Oh, the thought of like sucking my child's snott. Like I know that once I have mother I'm probably gonna be right up in there. It has a filter in it.

Okay, yeah, it doesn't go in your mouth. Oh, this makes so much more sense. Yeah, I thought it like it was like a siphon situation where it's like oops, hope that doesn't go in my mouth. And then you just like spit it out like it was your own lugi.

The fact that you're even bringing up siphoning because that was something that people actually did in our own town. Oh yeah, they did do that. They did siphoning me. Yeah. Okay. So here's the thing. I was on Reddit again. Yeah.

So I was on Reddit. I'm always on Reddit. I'm like at night. That's what I do. And I came across this thread that was ask Reddit. And it was like what are some scientific facts that just like creep you out.

And so there's this big thread. And I was like, I feel like this would just be fun for me sort of thing to like research and then teach you. So I did take a couple of the topics.

And I kind of just like expanded on them because the topics were like so short. It was like one thing about this one thing. And I was like, but I want to know more. Just can't be a podcast.

No, but I also wanted to know more because I'm like, okay, you're telling me this one thing about this like one animal or whatever. But now I want to know more. I'm like, where did they like originate? Like where do they live? Like how do they like me? You know what I'm saying? I'm crying.

Have you ever seen slugs mating? No, it's fucking wild. What do they do? It's like this specific type of slug. They might all mate like this, but they like hang from a tree and they like twine around each other. And then they're like weird blue penises come out and they're they like twine around each other. It's fucking bizarre.

Whoa, I know like they've got like some freaky like positions going on. Yeah, hold on. Oh my goodness. I love it. It's leopard slugs. Okay. Oh, I'm on a rope of mucus. Yeah, that's how I do it too.

They kind of made this like really sensual. Yeah, it's like Cirque de Soleil. Yeah, it's weenies. Yeah. All right. Sorry. Anyway, that's how leopard slugs mate.

So I picked these topics. I'm gonna teach you about them. You know, I'm not a fucking scientist. All right. I just like googled some shit. So I'd be interested to go through and find out how many times we disclose what careers we aren't in.

But like, you know, take what I say with a grain of salt. Like, yeah, I could be using like a little bit of wrong wording or something, but you know, the overall picture is right. Yeah.

So that's what I'm saying. Let me present to you my first dive into the scientific animal kingdom. Okay. Angler fish. Are they all animals? No. Okay. But this is like one one animal. I left an animal to the end because I have to put a disclaimer before it because when I was researching it, I was like, oh, I, if I had heard this on a podcast, I'd have been like, how fucking dare you not warn me.

I'm not sure if I could get it at the end or else the animals would be together. Okay. Angler fish. Have you heard of these? Oh, yeah. Oh, you have. Yeah. Oh, my God. I didn't know what they were called. Oh, really? Yeah. But you, but you knew them. Like, you knew the, the, yeah, well, because of finding Nemo.

Okay. So Angler fish hit hideous. Oh, yeah, I sent you a video of them last night. Anyway, hideous creatures. Okay. Like no shade. You know what I mean? But like a little bit fucking ugly. However, well, you know, they're in the depth, man. But this is the thing that I didn't know is there's like 200 species of Angler fish. There you go. Okay. So there are a few that like, this is the thing. I think the Angler fish like get a bad rap because of finding Nemo. If nobody's seen it. There's like.

Spoiler. Spoiler. There's an Angler fish. Um, the, the one that's represented in finding Nemo is like this big ugly as fucking big tooth with like a little glowing bulb, which I'll tell you about later. Um, but I feel like that misrepresented Angler fish as a whole because there's 200 species. So it's like, what, you know, you can't just like go by this one that lives like two miles, three miles under the sea. Well, and also beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You know, I don't know that anybody beholds that. That Angler, that deep sea.

Angler fish is pretty fucking that would give me nightmares for as a kid. It's unique. Yeah. Okay. So anyway, Angler fish. Yeah.

It is unique. So they live in the depths of the Atlantic and the Antarctic oceans up to a mile down. But some do live in shallow tropical climates.

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