Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goal. I'm Jesse Thorn, aka the Haritos Kid aka El Rey del Mineragua, aka the

Mandarina Duck aka Sandia Kofax aka Tamarindo Supremo aka Mr. Hamika 2020 aka the Freza Prince of

Bel Air aka Tuti Frudihigante. Sounds like somebody got a value pack of Haritos.

Yeah, I was just thinking about how much I like Haritos. I decided to write a list of names about

Haritos. Haritos go on Jordan Jesse Goal. Yeah, I mean Haritos go on Jordan Jesse Goal,

Topo Chico go on Compton. What's your top Haritos? I mean, since I kicked soda a couple years ago,

the occasional drink of soda is painfully sweet to me. I just kind of lost the taste for it.

So, once in a while I'll have a sip of coke with a slice of pizza or at the movies or something.

But in general, the average soda sweetness is too intense for me. Back in the day,

Mandarin all the way, big Mandarin guy. But yeah, but now I think it's the standard Mineragua.

I happen to be enjoying a Mineragua right now. And that's my regular go-to day to day. But if I

happen to be out and about, like let's say I met the restaurant down on the corner from my house,

La Beja. And there is Tuti Fruity available. Tuti Fruity is my number one. It is sickeningly sweet,

but I feel like the big bubbles somehow cut the sweetness in a way that I love. And I love

I love it with a with a spicy food. Do you say oh, oh, Rudy? Ever? I say oh, oh Rudy. Yeah,

cool. Well, that's good. That closes the loop then.

You know, our guest on this week's program is a bit of a food and drinking expert himself.

He is one of the hosts of the smash hit podcast The Do Boys, which if you haven't heard it is a

little bit like Jordan Jesse Goe, if Jordan Jesse Goe had a premise and people liked it.

Um, he is also a gifted actor, a long time member of the comedy group The Birthday Boys.

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