So if you're walking along Wells Beach in Maine and you are wondering to yourself,

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It's just dead bugs. It's just millions of dead bugs. Don't worry about it, okay?

One of your fellow beach walkers Ed Smith took some photos and he sent it into the state

Department of Environmental Protection and he got a hold of Steve Dickson, Steve Dickson,

a marine biologist with Maine Geological Survey and they wanted to figure out what the heck was going

on. So he got in touch with an oceanographer and they took a sample from the beach and they

looked at it under a microscope and it's just bugs. It's clearly little bugs. Now the millions

of bugs are floating in the ocean and they're just settling on the beach as the waves

wash ashore and they're just staying there on the beach when the tide goes back out but

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sure what kind of bugs they are. We are not sure where they come from and we're not sure if this

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