President Trump has made a compromise offered to Democrats in an effort to end the border security

in past and reopen the government.

Trump offered a three-year extension of the Dreamer Act plus protection for some illegals

in return for funding for his border wall.

The Democrats immediately countered Trump's offer with a proposal to Kia's car, crap

in the Rose Garden, and set one of his hotels on fire.

Then they abraded the president for being unreasonable.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi made a case for her approach in a speech to a gathering

of dead civil war soldiers in the great hall of her imagination, saying, quote,

�President Trump has demonized everyone from MS-13 gang members to Islamic terrorists,

but these are children of God, and they must be allowed into our country so they can teach

Americans to be children of God by sending them to meet God by murdering them."

Mrs. Pelosi then stepped down from the imaginary podium and crawled under the imaginary

dais, searching for a purse she left there in 1962.

The border security battle has turned ugly of late with Mrs. Pelosi revoking her invitation

to the president to deliver the State of the Union address and the president responding

by denying Pelosi the use of a government jet to fly to Afghanistan, causing her to

plunge 35,000 feet into the Atlantic Ocean.

Democrat spokesman and ABC Anchorman George Slekalupicus was outraged by the president's

action, saying, quote, �I am shocked that the president will respond with such childish

pettiness to the childish pettiness of Nancy Pelosi, which was a courageous act of defiance

in the face of the president's childish reaction to her childishness.�

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