Oh yeah, that's not Rob hitting a bong, that's a vape I found on my basement today and

I left it out just for Rob it's got Captain Crunchberry vape sauce in it vape jelly I don't know what it's called I don't know

Yep, I got this thing inherited it while my wife is on vacation. I don't know what the fuck it is what it does

It'll burn the shit out of your lips though. That's for sure. That's not the only thing this room. You know being burn your lips

That's very true

Welcome back butt chuggers and people that don't butt chug. I'm one of your co-host the delicious Nicholas just and I am Rob dog

Hi, we have a very exciting topic planned for you this evening. We have some shenanigans

Rob's microphone smoking over there. He blew a bunch of shit into it

Yeah, you're doing good. Just keep it up. Sorry, I hit my Captain Crunchberry's hitting my microphone

We have a few things to cover before the topic as usual. We don't I don't have a news article this time because we solicited

Shit stories. Yeah, we went back. I said send us your best shit stories. Yeah, if you have ever shit your pants

Go ahead and just tell us about it. We got so many we got a lot of them

We're gonna we have three or four of them we're gonna share with you here at the beginning of the episode

But first you guys need to grow up you guys are really fucking immature

Geez and I wish we had a more mature audience. Yeah

It'd be great. I know I think it'd be terrible. Yeah, it would be horrible

I fucking hate old people

I'm glad to buy Texas seriously. I sure as fuck don't my wife hates taking me around people that are serious

I know absolutely positive. We can't it's so weird. It's so weird. I always feel so out of place

They're like what's your kind favorite kind of wine? I'm like the kind they don't strain through a fucking sweat sock

Because that's what it all tastes like yeah, you're like wide zippin down. Are you are you more of a pink wine drinker?

I don't even know what what's pink wine rosé me rosé. Oh, we got rosé

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