Ep. 635: The Most Dangerous Meatloaf with Helen Hong

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Helen Hong (Go Fact Yourself podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse to talk about Jesse's new meatloaf technique, the animal ranch with a Hollywood giraffe that Helen used to work at, and Jordan's favorite meditative activity that he has refrained from during the pandemic. Plus, we listen to some more Walton Goggins spirits songs and Jordan has a big announcement about Bubble!

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you, don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.3	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne the meatloaf, man.
0:14.6	That Jordan Morris in possession of tingles, dousers.
0:18.9	Oh, it sounds like everyone is going through something exciting!
0:23.8	During this safer at home period in American history.
0:27.5	There will be no shortage of content on today's show.
0:31.4	And no longage of content, just the right amount of content.
0:35.2	Just the right amount of content, which is to say, none.
0:38.5	Sometimes when your content is too big, it can be uncomfortable.
0:42.1	Sure, yeah.
0:44.3	All I did was regular Jordan Jesse Goe listeners may recall that our friend Gabe
0:50.4	Leedman gave me the recommendation of putting some oats in a meatloaf.
0:57.1	Jordan Jesse Goe.
0:58.6	Wait, hold on. I think we ran past something.
1:01.4	Do you call your dick your content?
1:05.4	We're in the era of big content, Jordan.
1:09.4	Why are we talking about meatloaf?
1:11.6	That's true. Or in my case, wide content.
1:15.3	To be fair, I do not call my dick content.
1:17.9	I call my dick a quibi or a quick bite.
1:20.5	A realist, a quick bite.
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