Ep. #635: Keegan Michael Key, Elle Key, Sarah Isgur, Matt Welch
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh. |
| 0:30.0 | Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh. |
| 1:00.0 | Please, we got an amazing show. So, got up. I know, I love it, but there's a lot to talk about today. |
| 1:10.0 | Congress is in chaos. No, it's not a repeat. I mean, and that could be any show, but you saw what happened. |
| 1:18.0 | The Speaker of the House got shit canned. This has never happened. Yes, Kevin McCarthy, |
| 1:27.0 | he was from California. He was the Speaker of the House and probably got rid of him. Well, actually, he made a deal with the Democrats to keep the government open, |
| 1:34.0 | and then they fired him. This guy has more knives in his back than Britney Spears. |
| 1:41.0 | What? Make this? Make little jokes here. |
| 1:48.0 | Now, but McCarthy's big sin, of course, was working with the Democrats to keep the government open, |
| 1:53.0 | which Republicans thought was dangerously close to governing. But, you know, he is second in line. |
| 2:02.0 | Do you know that, the Speaker of the House? That's no biggie. But that's how it works. |
| 2:09.0 | President, Vice President, check with Matt Gaetz. That's how it works. |
| 2:16.0 | Okay, so now they're looking for the new Speaker. A lot of Republicans throwing their hat in the ring. Jim Jordan, do you know this guy? |
| 2:27.0 | Former wrestling coach. Be perfect preparation for government work. |
| 2:37.0 | And also famous because he never wears a jacket. That's his... |
| 2:44.0 | Bob Menendez heard that. He said, where do you keep your gold bars? |
| 2:54.0 | Well, we don't know if it's going to be him, but Republicans don't know who they want. They don't care as long as they own the lives. |
| 3:03.0 | And the Democrats, they don't care who it is, as long as it's a black lesbian. |
| 3:12.0 | Oh, we make little jokes, please. |
| 3:15.0 | But, no, the really big story this week, the substantial story is that even Biden now is admitting that the migrant crisis is real. |
| 3:24.0 | He said today, fuck it, build the wall. I thought I was getting punked. |
| 3:33.0 | Well, you know, there's an election coming up and he's got to move to the center. It was either that or shoot up a case of Bud Light. |
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