4.9 • 807 Ratings
🗓️ 21 June 2019
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Paul, Dom, and Chad tackle a legendary Goosebumps sequel with The Haunted Mask II, chronicling the history of The Shopkeeper, his unloved masks, and the horror of aging. Nothing is worse than growing old and until science defeats the Grim Reaper this will be the scariest book. Enjoy.
OTHER TOPICS: Our experimental surgeries, and the curse of Mr. Six Flags.
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Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
Original music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)
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0:00.0 | The |
0:07.0 | The Dom, didn't you have a thing that you wanted to say? |
0:33.9 | Yeah, I just wanted to say, you know, I'm excited to do this episode today. |
0:39.6 | Haunted Mask is a big, big series in Goosebuds, goosebumps. |
0:44.0 | This is the world series of goosebumps. |
0:45.6 | I still get those two mixed up, goosebumps and goosebumps for some reason. |
0:49.4 | Well, if enough time passes, we just own goosebumps. |
0:52.8 | Like, if we can make more content than goosebumps, goosebuds becomes the new goosebumps. |
0:57.8 | You are correct. |
0:58.6 | That is how modern copyright law works. |
1:00.8 | But, uh, yeah, I, I'm trying, you know, if I'm a little quiet this episode, just, you know, |
1:06.7 | remember that I'm still healing. |
1:09.0 | Um, I went and got, uh, my Chad surgery. Oh, I'm sorry?. I went and got my Chad surgery. |
1:12.6 | Oh, I'm sorry? |
1:13.8 | Yeah, did you guys see that you, like, there's this article in Newsweek, I think, or maybe |
1:19.3 | the New Yorker, and it's details some folks who identify themselves as in cells, going under the knife and getting surgery to |
1:31.0 | look more handsome on their face. Oh, okay. Well, their idea of handsome, their idea, the ideal, |
1:38.4 | which is a Chad. I know. Okay. I had that happen and I just wanted to clarify that. |
1:45.3 | I saw the article. |
1:46.4 | I thought it was a good idea. |
1:47.8 | I didn't get Chad quotations. |
1:50.7 | You got our friend Chad. |
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