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Cut & Retie

Ep. 63 - The Alaskan Guide To Spooning In A Van

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Wilderness, Sports

5649 Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2024

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

This week, Joe and his best friend Mark Wizeman recount a ramen-fueled hell ride through the Last Frontier, get laughed out of a fly shop by a blushing bride, prove that carrying a shotgun can make you look less cool, and go caveman on the most important silver salmon that ever existed. 

Transcript

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Innovation is core to Old Town. They strive to enhance your kayak fishing experience by harnessing modern technology, and that drive has led to the new Sportsman Bigwater EPDL Plus 132.

0:13.0

The EPDL Plus is the first seamless battery powered pedal kayak on the market, allowing you to easily switch between manual pedaling, five-speed power-assisted

0:22.6

pedaling, and fully motorized cruise control. I couldn't be more pumped about it because this

0:28.1

functionality means I can go longer and farther for stripers in river and tidal current and explore

0:34.3

distant snake headwaters that were a little daunting to reach with pedal power alone.

0:39.6

To learn more about the revolutionary Bigwater EPDL Plus 132, head on over to Oldtown Canoe.com

0:47.7

forward slash cut and retie.

1:00.9

When people come in here and they show me that as their beat kid, I'm basically just like,

1:03.0

may God have mercy on your soul.

1:08.8

Well, that was after we were like frantically spinning 360s, fighting a fish.

1:11.0

Yeah, it must have looked like somebody was seeing that, it looks absolutely ridiculous.

1:14.6

And I realized right then and there,

1:16.6

for the rest of this trip, we're spooning.

1:18.9

That's exactly what we did.

1:20.9

We, like, slept in a warm embrace for the entire...

1:23.9

Because there was no other option.

1:32.1

... because there was no other option. Come on, man.

1:33.5

Cut and retry that.

1:34.6

You know that's never going to work.

1:36.8

Hey, good morning, friends, degenerate anglers,

1:40.3

and people who are putting fresh grind plates on their roller blades at this very moment.

1:45.3

And welcome to cut and retie the fishing podcast that's grandma once broke her hip after being

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