Dungeons and Dabies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grownups.

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Hey, mall, this is version three of the ad read with some of your notes addressed.

I brought the background track down a little bit.

And I tried to stay a little bit closer to your copy, but I mean, you know how it is.

I got to play a little loose with it.

You know, make sure that it's in my voice.

I think it's important that ad reads be authentic.

I mean, you'll see what I mean.

Hopefully you'll like it.

Again, feels like it needs to be said.

If I had my gear, it'd probably be a little bit better.

But I'm working with what I got.

So anyway, check it out.

Look at the decompress at the beach after an emotional devastating encounter with your dad.

Then you need to stop by the mall for malls summer of savings.

Hey folks, it's me Glenn Close here.

International, we're now guitarist and DJ.

Here's to tell you that the savings are out of this world.

There's something for everyone.

Vintage fishing poles to help you bond with your stepson.

Remote controls for the man in your life who knows when he wants.

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