EP. 63. Kids Vs Corona

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! 100% of the proceeds from June go to Black Lives Matter. On Today’s Show: I have de-ghosted my house...for now. My Mom had the worst crime in retail happen to her. Why is my Dad’s dishwasher etiquette so specific? Is he the only one? My best money saving secret revealed! How much are you willing your kids getting Corona Virus vs your own sanity? Ask My Mom! Today’s Quote: “It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.” – Leonardo Da Vinci Good News: Black Lives Matter Protester Recounts Rescue of Counter-Protester in London Kensington Family Makes Neighbors Smile with Daily 'Bad Dad Jokes' . Made Me Laugh: Dad Jokes | You Laugh, You Lose Call the show anytime and leave a voicemail: 1-888-KRAMER-8 Tell your smart speaker: "Play Certified Mama's Boy Podcast" Follow us on social media: Instagram Facebook Love You Forever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	How much are you willing to risk your kids getting coronavirus versus your own sanity?
0:06.2	Okay? And like I don't know if that comes to the number. I don't know of the answer is like I'm 90% willing to give up my sanity for my kids or maybe you're like
0:17.2	I'm right down the middle think of that number get in your head you're gonna need it
0:21.1	for today's show. Hi my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:27.0	You're not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.
0:31.0	And this is the certified mama's Boy. And this is the certified Mama's Boy podcast.
0:37.0	What is it, 63?
0:39.0	Well, 63.
0:40.0	Well, 63 episodes already.
0:42.0	That's crazy. If you listen to all 63, it's crazy.
0:43.0	If you listen to all 63, let me know.
0:44.0	I'm just curious how many you guys have actually been here for every single episode.
0:47.0	Welcome, welcome, welcome.
0:49.0	My name is Steve Kramer.
0:50.0	I put this podcast together
0:52.0	because my mom literally has the best words of wisdom. She'll make you happy. She will and I want to introduce you to her. This is Nancy, Nancy. Hi, mom.
0:58.0	Hi, honey. I don't want to jinx anything and I'm even scared to say anything right now, but I think I de- ghosted my house.
1:07.0	Oh, really? No help of any type of ghostbusters, no help of any type of mediums, nothing. And I, it's been like maybe a week or two now and I've
1:19.3	been too nervous to say anything because I know the second I say so tonight it's going to be another
1:22.2	real horrifying night.
1:23.4	So in case you don't know, my house is about 100 years old.
1:27.9	We've been talking to the last, since we started this show about how weird things just happen and the weirdest one to me the most
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