Episode 63 kicking it with cause this. This is a fucking this is a nightmare. Welcome to the show. I'm very upset today. I'm rather I'm not happy. I'm not joyful. I'm not joyous. I'm sitting. I'm recording this episode inside of my garage is 35 degrees outside.

My house. It's a nightmare inside there. There's everybody's home. So I'm sitting in my garage is 35 below. I'm freezing my fucking ass off. It was this was this was one of my family members. I did. They were like, why are you recording garage? Why don't I just shove? Why don't I just put my head inside of a fucking cry out tank and wake me up in 150 years when I don't have to deal with your bullshit? I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. That's obviously I didn't mean that. Listen, it's almost 2023. We need to be positive. Okay. I'm like I said, I mean,

garage like that guy who, um, who scams people on the internet? Who is that guy? Tai Lopez? Tai Lopez? Right? That's his name. I'm in my garage with my knowledge and my Lamborghini. I'm not I don't. There's not a lot of knowledge in this garage, but there is a lot of chemicals. So, you know, if this episode starts to go south, maybe I'll drink a few. That's not that's not really a joke to be honest with you. I'm not really happy to be out here. I'm not really, but it's I'm excited to be here. Regardless, it's I got

I'm in the garage. Like I said, it's freezing cold outside, but I still got my ice fuck. I got my ice cough. It's 35 degrees and I got ice cup of cough. It's actually beautiful. There's something so beautiful about this life that a lot of you don't realize. If I'm actually I'm literally going to have a fucking aneurysm if I hear one more plane. And it's not even it's not even it's not I don't even say that lightly. Like I really do wish one more plane. If I do hear one more plane that somebody would open that garage door and shoot me directly in the head. Just so I don't have to deal with this anymore. I mean,

this is where I got to move out, man. I mean, I got I got I got to I got to move out. I mean, I've been sitting on my ass for a while. Kind of just like, Oh, I'm saving. I'm saving money. Fuck that, dude. Fuck saving money. Fuck that shit. I'm getting the hell out of here. I need my own space, my own time. I need to be a little court where I want when I want whenever I want. Anyways, it's 2020, 30 New Year's resolutions. We're going to go over those later. I had you guys sent some of some of yours in. Most of them were graphic and illegal, but I

mean, listen, I'm not here to judge. I'm just here to support. Um, I don't know if verbally, you know, I can say that I do support you, but just know that I support you regardless. Um, I support you guys in all of your endeavors. If one of you murdered your wife, maybe murder a couple of children, I'm going to be there for you legally verbally. I cannot say that I will be, but just know deep down in my heart. I'm there for you. Yeah, New Year's resolution. It's exciting, right? It's a new year. This year is going to be the worst. We're, you know, we're going deep into a recession.

Um, I mean, I'm just listening. I'm all, I'm going to be all over. But I don't even think I have any current events today. Let me just, first of all, listen, I don't even think I haven't even written down any current events. I'm now realizing.

Um, but who gives a fuck? Okay. What's what's going on in the news? Okay. Here, here's the, here's the news of the week. Let me give it to you. Um, I don't know, fucking.

Uh, some crypto billionaire just, just did a suicide. Probably the CIA says they have nothing to do with it. Other people died somewhere. Probably terrorism. Uh, there's a recession. You're probably broke. That's the news. This is the news every week. Someone died.

Oh, someone died. The economy's failing sports. Do you like basketball? Do you like basketball?

Dude, that's what the news is. That's what the fucking news is. Okay. Fuck your current events. Oh my god. Global warming. Everybody hates each other. You're either on the left or you're on the right. You can't be in the middle or you're a Nazi.

Everything's insane. Right? That's the news. Fear, fear. You should be afraid. There's a recession. Your children are dying. The vaccine. There's, you need your 19th booster. Everybody's dead.

And then, and then after the commercial break football.

Yeah, football. Yeah, football. Wow. Do you like basketball? Do you like bat? Do you like shooting basketball? All the bronze. Pretty cool. Huh? Yeah. Look at Don chick. Oh, wow. Did you see that big game? He had. All right. Anyways, back to our regular news. Everybody's dying. Be afraid.

I'm sick of the news, man. That's all they ever do, man. That's all they ever do. No, seriously, though, 2023. It's new year, new year. Seriously, let's, let's take this for real. I'm going to do a little 2023. I've decided I'm going to do a little dopamine detox.

Which doesn't sound cool. Anyway, you put it. I'm going to try and essentially what I'm going to do is I'm going to, I'm going to limit myself and I know this is going to sound it saying 20 minutes of social media day.

Some people who are chronically online just had a stroke and they can't imagine doing that. They're like, what do you mean go? What else am I going to do? What else am I going to do?

I don't know. Go outside. How am I going to argue on Twitter? How am I going to let everybody know that I disagree with them? Oh my God.

Oh my God. How am I going to let everybody know that I don't like pronouns because it's different. I don't like using pronouns. It makes me afraid.

It makes me afraid. I just like to be racist and drink beer. I don't like this. What do you mean dopamine detox?

No, but I'm going to do, but I'm going to do a dopamine detox. Really just, you really just, you know, really just detoxify because I've been spending too much time on TikTok.

I've decided I'm going to trade my TikTok time for books for knowledge. No, I'm, I'm going to trade it for knowledge because I think it's important.

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