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🗓️ 3 March 2020
⏱️ 78 minutes
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0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free |
0:05.1 | Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you |
0:10.6 | It's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart |
0:13.6 | Jordan Morris supermarkets sad boy. Oh wow |
0:16.8 | This sounds like... this sounds like an avenue down which we should drink |
0:22.6 | No, let's just go past it, oh hey guys what if... |
0:27.2 | Waluigi's butt broke were you? |
0:30.8 | Thank you for summarizing Jordan Jesse go in like five hours |
0:35.7 | Yeah if we have any new listeners mainly it's speculating as to what would happen if various things happen to Waluigi's butt |
0:42.0 | I mean I presume if his butt broke he'd go wah wah wah |
0:46.4 | Yes exactly |
0:48.4 | So were you visiting the supermarket recently? |
0:51.5 | Well yes, Jesse you know me we know each other well |
0:56.0 | We've known each other 20 years now. Sure and um you know I'm a man with many fears |
1:03.3 | Sure you're a fearful... |
1:05.8 | Fearful is a trembling Oakley. Sure and I mean we both know what my number one fear is |
1:11.2 | Let's say it together |
1:12.8 | Karate seeing someone I know at the supermarket and them looking in my basket and realizing I'm sad |
1:18.4 | Oh yeah and Karate is number two. Number two I mean when I say Karate I don't mean practicing Karate |
1:24.3 | because I know you are a karate practitioner many years from five years |
1:28.8 | That's why I wanted to learn about it so I could fear it |
1:31.9 | But then learning about it made me fear it more |
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