There's like a Dave Chappelle-O joke. He's like, if I was a black president, I'll make my vice president Mexican.

It's like, yeah, you can shoot me, but you're just gonna open up the borders.

If someone is finally gonna break ranks with them, you think you could find one disgruntled Trump employee that said,

Oh, I had the pussy grab was totally as motivated. That was his eff, you know, that's like he practices his hair too.

But openly is another thing. Openly, but he's just gay, but you don't know the open pod. What is the open part of that statement?

Well, see what I think, yeah, I think I'm open, I think flaming.

I don't think twirls and flaming would I think I think but all my cousins who gay.

Nobody's hush hush about it.

They always have to watch their back at work. Yeah, people get in trouble for having a dumb calendar up.

Sometimes they get in trouble for having family pictures up because there's someone in the office that doesn't have a family or maybe, you know,

something horrible happened to their family. So then they look at that family pictures like Janet's family dot Janet's family,

filling a sinkhole. I understand. I take that picture of the sinkhole down off your bulletin board.

Nice. But I mean, the kids are like, when we go on pumpkin picking and I'm watching the football and then I'm watching the football and I'm watching the son.

I'm like, I know I could time this shit. I know I could time this shit, but we miss by like

five minutes because that broad, I want to say her name too because I know what her name is. Oh, you know her name. Oh, yeah.

Don't blow a spot up. I should blow a spot up. She can give a fuck. I told my wife. I'm like, look, if it was like two lovebirds and they're wandering the pumpkin patch,

who give us five, put everything away, but you got too tiny little kids excited as fuck rolling pumpkins and trying to figure out stuff.

And she's like putting everything up. She turned off the lights. They even started putting up the like the makeshift fence.

They started rolling it really because I guess they don't want people stealing their pumpkins in the middle of night. Like who cares?

Yeah, kids will definitely come through there and fuck the pumpkins. You know that. Yeah, put a hole in it.

It's not fucking as little as you know you do that kind of shit. I might have to go back and fuck up some pumpkins. How about that?

I know what blow a spot up. Fuck it. I'm gonna. Wasn't a barber.

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