Ep. 624: A Flat of Babies with Helen Zaltzman

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Helen Zaltzman (The Allusionist podcast, Answer Me This! podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the stress of interacting with actors in character at theme parks, the ways in which Costco has changed since Jordan has been there last, and Helen's missed opportunity to find out about David Bowie's crank. Action Item: which "happiest place on earth" should Jordan visit this week: Costco or Disneyland?

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0:00.0	Kill a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.1	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.3	It's Jordan Jesse go
0:12.3	I'm Jesse Thorne the Costco killer. Oh boy Jordan Morris boy detective. Have you killed at Costco yet again?
0:19.1	I killed you. Have you slaying the sample woman?
0:22.2	Yeah, she limited your sausage intake. I left her in one toothpick. I left her in that walk-in dairy refrigerator
0:30.6	Oh, yeah, that'll do it so many different kinds of dairy in there
0:33.7	You just got to buy four gallons at once. Yeah, if any dairy you want if you buy four gallon
0:38.1	There's also kombucha in there. Yeah, well now there's a dead body apparently now. I just fucking destroyed Costco
0:43.9	I just here's what happened today Jordan what I got up early
0:47.7	Mm-hmm. We're recording on a Sunday. Yeah, I got up early to go go to the flea market
0:52.4	This is a Rose Bowl flea market biggest flea market on the west coast of the United States
0:57.4	Takes me about a Macy rain. Yeah, absolutely
1:01.1	Takes me about four or five hours to do that. Mm-hmm fully so I get there at like seven
1:07.5	730 I get there go home in 11 30 or noon so 730 get there
1:13.2	Do like a maybe an initial sweep
1:16.1	Maybe around 10
1:18.3	Crank off in the port of John
1:20.8	Yeah
1:22.5	There's a grab a little lunch, you know, there is a beautiful bathroom at the Rose Bowl flea market. It's not port of John's I
1:29.3	Jordan in the middle
1:32.1	The Rose Bowl flea market does not take place in the Rose Bowl before I moved to Los Angeles
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