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Ep 622: Please tell me he's not dead

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3.64.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2023

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Stop throwing your money away. Cancel unwanted subscriptions – and manage your expenses the easy way – by going to RocketMoney dot com slash opie.

Putrid farts that you blame on the dog. Also, the future is here with Chat GPT, a conspiracy I believe in, Howard Stern will never be happy, I just need a B, no red cups for the kid, Genny screamers and much more!

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0:00.0

I'm going to save you money right now.

0:02.9

Money, money, money!

0:04.7

Money!

0:06.3

Stop throwing your money away.

0:08.8

I can't sell unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way by going to rocketmoney.com slash opie.

0:37.7

Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.

0:41.1

Hey, oh, how did you sleep last night?

0:43.9

I slept very, very well until I was

0:47.2

woken up by a scunk fart.

0:50.9

Haha, all of a sudden at 4.30am

0:55.8

in the morning, I'm like, why am I awake?

0:57.5

Why am I awake?

0:59.3

And then I realized very quickly why I was awake.

1:03.5

had one of the most putrid parts of my lifetime. It was a skunk fart. It woke me up from a cold

1:11.3

sleep at 4.30 in the morning. So with that I say, good morning and cheers, cheers to you and yours

1:19.5

who we got on the Instagram. Maybe Dorgie blew a skunk fart your away. RM 1217.

1:25.4

No man. I mean, most of you know by now I've been suffering from some pretty serious insomnia. I

1:34.3

go to bed around 10, 30, 11 o'clock and watch some NBA basketball. I try to catch some of the

1:40.5

West Coast games and then I usually crash around half time. And then I'm out cold, man. I was doing

1:47.5

great last night and then yes, 4.30 in the morning. I'm looking around the room like,

1:51.6

why am I awake? Why am I awake? And all I could smell in the room was a skunk fart that was coming

1:58.8

from me, from me. And the only reason I know is for me was because we were watching Jersey Shore

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