The mainstream news media is very excited about the latest revelations in the Mueller probe.

Very excited, very, very excited as in get a room mainstream media.

It's getting embarrassing.

It's like when you're watching TV with your mom and a sex scene comes on, except instead

of a sex scene, it's CNN reporting on the Mueller investigation.

And you can't look at your mom because of all the moaning and gasping.

Never.

Watch CNN with your mom when they're reporting on Mueller.

Anyway, as you all know, Robert Mueller is a special counsel who was appointed to investigate

whether Donald Trump colluded with the Russians in rigging the election so that Hillary Clinton

lost.

This is very important because the election wasn't rigged.

Collusionism to crime and Hillary Clinton would have lost to a stuffed animal if it had

campaigned in Pennsylvania.

Still, we all know this investigation is very important because the news media keeps telling

us how important it is.

And when they tell us their cheeks get all red and they have those little high-pitched

hitches in their breathing that makes you sorry, you watch the show with your mom.

So far, Mueller has charged Michael Cohen with line, Paul Manafort with line, Alex Vanders

Juan with line, and Michael Flynn with line.

The news media hopes these men will now testify against President Trump because their testimony

would be so trustworthy.

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