EP 62 - (Feat. Erich McElroy) President Grandpa Simpson?

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Comedy

4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

A U.S election special!

After our usual catch-up I get into the Presidential elections with brilliant American comic Erich McElroy. We talk about serious stuff but also about how Joe Biden may actually be black or - indeed - a woman. I also have a big annoucement about a book coming out.

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0:00.0	What most people think.
0:19.0	Happy, happy lockdown day everybody.
0:22.0	Happy lockdown day.. Happy lockdown day.
0:23.0	What was a very special day, isn't it?
0:25.0	Lockdown day.
0:26.0	I came down this morning, came down this morning,
0:28.0	I'd left out mince pies and my liberty.
0:32.0	And I came down, sure enough enough they were both gone.
0:35.0	Brilliant I'm so happy we're doing it again we're doing it again I must admit it
0:39.2	it does feel a little bit different this time doesn't it because even though it went on for
0:43.1	fucking ever last time it did eventually come to an end so look I'm trying to be
0:48.9	positive this isn't what I wanted I'm not pro lockdown but um it must be said that this time knowing that lockdown was
0:56.5	going to happen I did put in a lot of socializing in the period leading up to it so
1:01.3	there's a very strong argument of my bank balance
1:03.3	and my liver actually need some sort of lockdown to recover but it just it just
1:08.0	hits you though I've been busy as fuck this today and I'm being just thought I thought I might do I might go into town for lunch you know at least I don't have to make lunch or just go in there and get some
1:17.2	overpriced toastie from a Nero you, 4 pound 50 for a fucking
1:24.0	toasty, although they're one with mushrooms is good.
1:26.0	You can't do it.
1:28.0	I can't go for coffee, I can't go for a quick pint.
1:30.0	I can't think I need some new jeans earlier. I need some new
1:33.4	you. How are the blokes that listen to this? What are you like, do you just wear? Do you have a
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