Ep. 618: Horny for Yaddle with Alison Becker

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Alison Becker (Parks and Rec, Control short film, A$$ Level music video) joins Jordan and Jesse to talk about the key info that Jesse has cleared up on Twitter about the Mandalorian and the broader Star Wars universe, how to deal with having the same first and last name as a famous soccer player as both Alison and Jordan do, and the new 2020 mantra that everyone can use — possibly in many different ways — to help them be successful this year. Check Out: We’re coming to SF Sketchfest on Wednesday, January 15th at 8pm at the Punch Line Comedy Club with Tony Hale, Glynn Washington, and musician Pete Fields! Check out the music video Alison directed, A$$ Level! And if you’re in Southern California, go to Alison's show, Dream Role, on Wednesday at the Lyric Hyperion Theater!

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.3	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.4	It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweet Jordan Morris boy detective great news Jordan
0:16.0	What is it? I've got I've got a lot of stuff cleared up on Twitter. Oh good and I and I feel like first of all
0:25.6	First and foremost you know George. He found out that cats can have a little salami as a treat
0:31.9	I tried that on my cat. She does not well. I tried two different brands. Wait. She doesn't want
0:36.4	She does not want to have a little salami as a treat. Is she an asshole? I mean, I think she just likes boring dried cat food
0:43.0	Oh my god. Yeah, what about like a nice Italian sandwich? Have you ever been to that deli and pass it in there?
0:48.5	They got that sandwich like this called the sandwich. There's just a stack of them
0:52.0	I should yeah, I should get something old Italian. I want something with a top a nod on it. Oh, yeah
0:58.4	Yeah, this is a sandwich isn't gonna cut it. It's just a classic slice the bread down the middle
1:04.0	75 kinds of cold cuts in one slice of cheese in the middle. Hmm. Yeah, well
1:08.6	I mean if she doesn't like the slimy butt, but maybe
1:10.7	Maybe she just wants more kinds of meats so pressati
1:15.7	I don't know. I don't either man. It's okay. You've cleared it up on Twitter
1:18.9	You found out the cats can have a little salami as a treat. Well as I was saying George
1:23.0	Right. If anyone who listens to this show knows anything about me
1:26.8	It's my commitment to lifelong learning, right? And on Twitter, I did some learning and I would love to educate our listeners
1:34.8	so you know there's a show on
1:39.2	The Disney Plus network called the Mando Chloria
1:43.9	Well, uh, okay, I can maybe see
1:47.1	I can maybe anticipate the problem you ran into on Twitter. Okay, so this is I know what you're talking about
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