Ep. 611: Certified Pre-Owned Goat with Patrick Warburton

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2019

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

The legendary Patrick Warburton (@PaddyWarbucks) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's latest travel woes, Patrick's deep affinity for Vancouver, and the amazing pets people sent in for the JJGoPet contest! Plus, Patrick talks about WorldVision, the incredible humanitarian organization he works with and the amazing work they're doing in developing countries. Check it out and maybe buy a family a goat for the holidays and change their life!

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.5	It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne the road warrior.
0:13.1	Jordan Morris, boy detective.
0:14.7	So three terrible things that happened on my judge John Hodgman tour, which was a grand success.
0:19.6	Other than the three terrible things.
0:21.4	Yeah, other than these three terrible things.
0:23.2	Can you say that a tour that involved three terrible things is a success?
0:27.0	They were minor but horrific incidents.
0:29.5	Okay, I would say.
0:31.1	I would care. So were you none of them performance related?
0:33.8	All the shows went down like a smooth cough syrup.
0:38.8	Okay, like a, like a dimetap.
0:41.6	Like a delicious dimetap before bed.
0:43.6	It went down nice and nice and smooth and, and unctuous.
0:48.1	So Jesse, I, boy, I'm having a, listen, I want to hear about these three terrible things.
0:53.3	Was it a road trip or are you on the road?
0:55.3	We were on the road. I mean, we were flying.
0:57.1	We were all these are airplane related.
0:59.0	All these are airplane related.
1:01.0	Okay.
1:02.0	That's going to be your major incident source.
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