Ep. 61: The Yurt Locker

Wonderful!

Griffin McElroy

Mcelroy, Wonderful, Enthusiast, Comedy, Griffin, Music, Mcelroys, Rachel

4.9 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2017

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Boy howdy, our bodies are simply no longer capable of consuming three hours of this television show in one sitting. Like, our nervous system violently rejects exposure to that much unfiltered Bachelor. Still, we weathered the storm to bring you this sleepy, penultimate episode of Nick's season!

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0:00.0	Hey, we maybe you should go and do some contemplating.
0:02.8	Hi, this is Rachel McElroy.
0:19.7	Hi, this is Griffin McElroy.
0:21.6	And this is Rose Buddy's.
0:22.9	This is a podcast in which, all right, let me give you the sort of elevator pitch.
0:28.5	That's what we say in this entertainment industry.
0:30.2	We call the entertainment industry.
0:33.0	People smooch on TV and sometimes they make love and we get to watch.
0:37.3	Welcome to the bachelor.
0:39.2	At no point in your pitch, did you say what Rose Buddy says?
0:43.8	Yeah.
0:44.8	I realize that now.
0:45.8	So you get to watch us watch people make love.
0:48.8	It's like no watching.
0:49.8	No, you don't watch us.
0:51.6	You listen to us watch people make love and describe the faces we make during that process.
0:57.2	And boy did we watch people make love sort of metaphorically speaking.
1:02.0	We watch them sort of essentially we watch them clean sort of the love slime off themselves
1:06.6	after an evening of just just filming that yurt up with they stank.
1:13.5	You know, do you want to hop right into what you call those yurts?
1:17.0	So I was enticed by how many yurts these people may love in.
1:24.2	And this episode of the bachelor because we are in Finland and Finland is known to have
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