Ep 61 - Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes

Goosebuds

Youngadult, Tv & Film, Visual Arts, Leisure, Comedy Interviews, Hobbies, Arts, 1990s, Goosebumps, Kevincole, Paulritchey, Comedy, Nostalgia, Chadquandt, Rlstine, Books

4.9 • 807 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2019

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Prepare to get your hands dirty, Goosebuddies; we're doing some gardening! And who better to help us in our war against our war-crime-committing neighbor than sentient ceramic gnomes? Well, they're actually just two tiny men who pretend to be statues and hang out in your backyard which is unintentionally way more terrifying than R.L. intended. But the book is fertile ground for discussion and jokes.

OTHER TOPICS: Chad, Paul and Dom discuss 90s movie marathons, kids talking too much during movies, and the Buds' individual weapon load-outs for the upcoming Future War.

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Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)

Original music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, Chad, I see you over there, uh, tend into your garden. Oh, oh, hey, neighbor Paul. I've just been growing some haunted pumpkins. Man, I hope they come in season.
0:13.8	That's a normal thing that neighbors say. I, yeah, yeah. Yo, guys, hey, hey, you, hey, you, hey, my gardener friends.
0:23.7	Hello, hi.
0:24.6	I have important news.
0:26.1	Is it the new gardening monthly?
0:28.3	Is it out?
0:29.4	No, no, no.
0:31.9	But I want to talk about that later.
0:33.9	But I just came back from the realm of the web, the web realm.
0:40.0	What you got? What news you got from the web? This is 1998.
0:43.3	There's a great website called patreon.com slash goosebuds. It's my new favorite web realm.
0:50.8	It sounds safe and comfortable. It's great. I donate money per episode of goosebuds that comes out.
0:59.9	I can also set a limit to how much I donate within a given month.
1:04.3	So if they're like, we're going to put out 24 episodes this month, I don't get charged 24 times.
1:09.2	I only get charged the maximum amount that I wanted to
1:11.3	put up there. But anyway, I get a ton of rewards for donating to Goosebuds. And I love Goosebuds
1:17.6	because I'm on it. And, uh, and, uh, and, uh, you know, the, the, the rewards are great. I can hang out
1:25.6	in the Discord with all, with my, with my friends, them being you too.
1:31.0	I heard sometimes people could see us hanging out and they can yell at us in chat form.
1:35.6	Yeah.
1:36.0	Yes.
1:36.6	And there's also a bonus episode I get to listen to every month.
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