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Cut & Retie

Ep. 61 - Merry Bionic Brown Trout Summer

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Wilderness, Sports

5649 Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2023

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

This week, Miles Nolte invites us to Christmas in New Zealand, we find Billy Bigmouth Bass under the decorated house plant in the morning, give the gift of upright urination to the ladies in our lives, and try to stop the Kiwi mafia from ruining our dry fly racket. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Innovation is core to Old Town. They strive to enhance your kayak fishing experience by harnessing modern technology, and that drive has led to the new Sportsman Bigwater EPDL Plus 132.

0:13.0

The EPDL Plus is the first seamless battery powered pedal kayak on the market, allowing you to easily switch between manual pedaling, five-speed power-assisted

0:22.6

pedaling, and fully motorized cruise control. I couldn't be more pumped about it because this

0:28.1

functionality means I can go longer and farther for stripers in river and tidal current and explore

0:34.3

distant snake headwaters that were a little daunting to reach with pedal power alone.

0:39.6

To learn more about the revolutionary Bigwater EPDL Plus 132, head on over to Oldtown Canoe.com

0:47.7

forward slash cut and retie.

1:02.8

Where I grew up, you get some cool fishing shit for Christmas and then like, well, I'll just put that in a corner and look at it until April.

1:03.6

You know what I mean?

1:08.8

And when it came close to Christmas, I would circle the things that I was really hoping for for Christmas.

1:12.8

And all I wanted was the ultralight bionic blade

1:14.1

the lab tech

1:16.0

Bobby McKenzie Papineau

1:17.8

told the Vancouver son

1:19.5

my cousin Dougie started growing weed in our basement

1:22.4

during lockdown but he couldn't give the stuff

1:24.6

away because it was total shit

1:25.8

I but he couldn't give the stuff away because it was total shit.

1:34.6

Come on, man.

1:35.8

Cut and retry that.

1:37.2

You know that's never going to work.

1:41.6

Good morning, friends, degenerate, reindeer, and people who expect to have at least one conversation in their household this weekend that sounds like this verbatim.

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