Should President Trump overturn a stupid Obama-era rule banning big game hunters from keeping trophies like elephant tusks?

As someone with years of experience seeing pink elephants, I will explain why we need to kill the animals or else they'll die.

Then Owen Benjamin and Paul Bois join the panel of deplorables to talk lascivious leftists at the New York Times and President Coveffa's latest poetry.

I'm Michael Knowles and this is the Michael Knowles Show.

Oh, we've got a lot to talk about. People are really misunderstanding this Trump-era rule on big game trophies.

There is just more sex, sex, sex. That's all that's in the news cycle now and shock you'll be surprised.

It's all Democrats committing all the crimes. But before we get to any of that, we have to get to something at the heart of all of this, which is capitalism.

Capitalism, we're going to talk a lot about that today.

And one thing I really like about capitalism is it allows me to keep the lights on here and Marshall employed and Coveffa in my cup because we have a sponsor.

We have a sponsor of the show and this is, this sponsor is very near and dear to my heart.

This is a special one. It brings a tear to my eye, it brings back wistful memories of childhood.

This sponsor is Mrs. Fields Cookies. I did a call with Mrs. Fields when they said they were going to sponsor the show.

They said, do you think that you can sell delicious chocolate chip cookies on your soul?

We'll give you a promo code. We'll give you a discount. Do you think it'll be able to convince people to eat delicious Mrs. Fields chocolate cookies?

I think it'll be a struggle but we'll go out there and I think we can do it because you remember going to the mall as a kid.

I remember this. I didn't like going to the mall. I don't like shopping or anything.

But there was always one great aspect of it which was Mrs. Fields Cookies. The smell of it, pervading the entire mall.

It's all I wanted to do. You'd go. Now everyone likes the Mrs. Fields chocolate chip cookies.

They're very delicious. They are what a chocolate chip cookie should be. You remember the smell. You remember the taste.

For me though, I was a little contrarian as a kid. I love the sugar cookie. That's my favorite Mrs. Fields cookie.

But they have a ton. They have a lot of options. It's probably going to be your favorite part of holiday shopping this year.

There's just something about that first delicious bite. It takes you back to when you were just a wee little lad or last.

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